Ten Reasons Why Nigella Lawson is a God

1. She's hot. (Even from a non-lady lover, she-is-hot.)

2. She literally is the Queen of Food Porn.

3. She makes cooking look so easy and fun. (I am suspicious of this, however.)

4. She isn't a qualified chef, she taught herself.

5. She was originally a book reviewer. (What more is there to love?) 



6. She uses the most insane words! (I can't think of any off the top of my head but look her up and you will be in awe.) 

7. She hates green peppers. (I knew they tasted shit for years.)

8. She has an amazing kitchen. (And I want to live there with her, please.)

9. She likes her drink and enjoys her ladies night. (True woman, woman after my own heart.)

10. She makes me want to cook. (So, let's face it, she's done her job!)